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  • smiledoc
    02-28 09:57 AM
    We got our FP in sept 07. Our attorney has advised that we file earlier to be on the safer side.

    I am in the same boat as well. But you answer your question - am almost sure you don't need FP to renew your EAD. Having said that - why would renew your card in June? (Considering that you might not have received your EAD till Aug-Sep'07 of last year).




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  • ken
    04-09 12:33 PM
    Thank you GC Struggle for your thoughts..
    But I don't live/work in Miami,FL.




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  • minimalist
    05-21 10:55 AM
    For EAD ,the documentation is pretty simple and straightforward.
    Please goto USCIS site and take a look at I765 form and the associated instructions. Once you spend 15 minutes on that, you will have most questions answered yourself. For the ones you have doubts, please post back.
    Thanks




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  • irock
    07-20 01:44 PM
    I applied I-140 in PP last week of June and got approved in 3 days. And got
    email approval notice in three days.
    But after one week only I got receipt and approval notice on the same day.

    My lawyer refused to file with email approval notice. This is the reason I missed
    to file my my 485 on June28th/29th.



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  • pappu
    01-20 10:33 PM
    IV is not giving any updates on the public forums at this time and risk our ongoing efforts. Do not quote some annonymous members on other forums or this forum to elicit a response from IV. Do not continue to start new threads asking for updates and asking core members for answers. You, an IV member is our answer and you yourself can also provide answer to all of us by helping us. It is our combined effort that will lead to a solution for all of us. IV core is working hard to make something happen but you all are our legs and support us. We would like to encourage members to actively participate in state chapters, and they can get to know our action plans by participating in them. We also want members to actively participate in funding drive and we will be communicating with such contributing members. This would encourage members to help IV to help everyone and themselves with their efforts. Till now merely 154 members have commited funds in the past 1 week. We can get thousands of opinions on forums on a given subject, but it is really hard to have a meagre $20 contribution from members. Without contributions we will be limited in our efforts. It is very critical for our success and to achive our common goal. IV will not survive without being able to fund our efforts and members can continue to debate on various provisons on forums without much hope for any relief. Hope you will appreciate this POV, understand the gravity of this issue and help all of us in the IV community wth the ongoing monthly contributions drive.
    Thanks




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  • vivache
    08-24 07:58 PM
    Has anyone been to the Mumbai consulate for stamping
    Can you let me know the process?
    Also website where I can get more info?

    Is this a drop docs at embassy .. and they mail it to you kind of thing?

    Thanks
    V



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  • sk.aggarwal
    04-05 04:05 PM
    Thanks, just got a call from HR. They have got PWD for me.




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  • willwin
    03-22 05:05 PM
    This PWD has easily become another "major" process in the very long, frustrating GC journey.

    PWD-LC-I140-AOS!!!

    Don't be surprised if they bring a premium processing for PWD request and charge $1000 for that.



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  • insbaby
    02-25 04:23 PM
    ** You should Eat only in McDonalds. If USCIS finds evidence that you eat in other places, they will revoke your H1B

    ** You should Drive only Toyota and Honda cars. If USCIS finds evidence that you were actively searching for other cars, they will revoke your L1

    ** You should Buy groceries only in Walmart. If USCIS finds evidence that you wish to buy from other stores, they will issue RFE on your I-140

    ** You should Drink only Cola. If USCIS finds evidence that you think of other drinks, they will deny your I-485

    Add many more, there are 101 ways to torture a non-immigrant.




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  • Charleh
    05-30 04:14 AM
    Most of the time you will hanlde referential integrity checks via SQL constraints or a double layer via your business objects and constraints together. If you wrap your update statements in a try/catch you can always catch any SQLExceptions first.

    Self incrementing IDs shouldn't be a problem - the data objects should be smart enough to know not to try to insert a key, and they will let SQL pick it. You shouldn't need to worry about these at all.

    As long as SQL has the constraints you shouldn't have any problems introduced by the application - the worst case is that the application throws an unhandled exception after trying to do an illegal insert. Of course if this causes any problems within the application and the data display it should be handled, but the actual underlying data shouldn't be affected.



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  • mambarg
    09-26 12:41 PM
    If you see data.
    Approvals started happening only in JUNE, JULY, AUG, SEP.

    So all applications till first few weeks of JUNE have got VISA numbers and are getting approved.
    Those who filed after JUNE 15th, need to wait till next week i.e Oct 1, to get VISA assigned.
    But only those current in Oct will get VISA number assigned.

    Also worry is they may take it easy and wait till next May/June to start the RUSH or if they keep the pace, then the july fiasco is acutally a boon to all waiting . Imagine, the GC process time is 3-4 months now instead of years.

    Things have definitely changed for better at USCIS due to fiasco.




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  • studentoflife
    11-01 03:52 PM
    My employer tells me that he filed my labor on 22nd August (under PERM, EB2 category) but he has not given me any details like what center, etc. I have asked him those details. He just told me that he will get an email once the labor is approved. Its been 2 months and the labor has not yet approved.

    What can I do to find out if he really has filed my labor or not ? and what is the status right now

    any help/ideas will be truly appreciated

    Regards
    StudentofLife
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    Keep learning till the end of your life



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  • computer_gig21
    04-02 09:50 AM
    First apply for H4 asap. It is simple to file H4 extension. I also forgot to file extension for my wife. I realized after a month and applied. luckily her h4 was approved. my attorney told if we dont get the extension within 180 days she has to leave the country and get stamped. Any way talk to attorney. apply for extension and wait until another 3 months.if you dont get it then leave the country and come back.




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  • mnkaushik
    10-14 12:19 PM
    It does not matter once you get your green card. Those restrictions are till you get the green card. For now, she has no restrictions. But as the person earlier pointed out if she applies for your gc, it will take 5 years if she is just green card holder but it will only take 6 months to a year, if she is a citizen.

    Now, if you both decide to live outside of US, then you need to look into what are the residency requirements for her to keep her green card status. If that is of interest to you.



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  • kumar1
    03-20 11:35 AM
    I do not think, number of employees matter. I work for a desi company and it has just 2 employees. Labor was breeze and 140 got approved in 4 weeks. Never got any RFE. However, I was in EB-3 despite having 4 years bachelor's degree and 5+ years of experience.




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  • vegasbaby
    10-04 12:14 AM
    Would greatly appreciate some advice regarding my fiancee.

    She is currently in the US on a B1-B2 Tourist/Business visa. This is her fifth visa and has visited the US a total of 10 times over the past 5 years, spending 1-5 months each time. She has NEVER had a problem on arrival at the airport, never been called into the room for questioning, etc.

    We are planning on getting married, but we need to make a trip to her home country for my work in the next few weeks for about a month. We were planning on waiting till 30 days after our return to marry and then to apply for her I-130/I-485 after that.

    We just had a consultation with an immigration lawyer who recommended that she does NOT leave the country, and that we should get married ASAP and apply for the I-130/I-485 now, wait 2-3 months and make our trip then. The lawyer thought that there was a possibility that she might not be admitted the next time she comes in if the border agent has even the tiniest suspicion that she is entering to get married.

    Although her previous B1-B2 visas were renewed each year without an interview, this year she was called in and they asked her some questions. She mentioned that she was doing some work for me in China, and that she would be staying with me in the US. She also put me down as her financial guarantee in the US.

    I understand the basics of dual intent, and would not want to compromise her ability to enter the country.

    Of course no one can know for sure, but would be grateful for some experienced advice about this. What are her chances of being refused entry when she returns? (Her visa is valid for one year, so it would be on the same visa she arrived here on this summer.) Would it be better if she arrived on a different flight than me? Or even better if she arrived on a flight to another city rather than the one where we live?

    Any suggestions or advice would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.




    I have to agree with the attorney here...B1/B2s visa are not much of a gain to USCIS. The beneficiary is not paying any taxes while in US. So there is every possibility of rejection/denial at POE. Best would be getting married while in US..The attorney's would have much more control if COS was done from US. Most attorney's would not be of much help when consular processing is involved.



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  • regacct
    04-26 08:04 AM
    Try sending the complete info with all the supporting documents, and a letter mentioning that you are sending this in addition to the one that was filed electronically and this was to correct the omission present in the e-filed app.




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  • eb_retrogession
    03-23 01:01 PM
    Guys,

    Can we contact Center for Community Change for our cause ?

    I watched their Excecutive Director Deepak Bhargava on CPSAN yesterday on
    a program of Immigrant Rights.

    http://www.communitychange.org/



    Sent out a note to Deepak. Will keep the thread posted with any updates....thanks




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  • tpcool
    05-31 10:21 PM
    Thanks, this helps.

    It would be helpful to know if anyone did this transition with the I-140 approval. Let us see if we get some more responses on this.




    chanduv23
    07-27 04:04 PM
    I need your input.
    My PD was Feb 2006-EB2.
    I changed job on June 22nd to another company using EAD. Now the PD has become current for Aug.My old company and the new company are in different cities but it is the same state.

    I was planning to apply for AC-21 but i have not gotten consistent pay checks yet. My first check was a partial check. I will have 2 consistent paychecks by Aug 15th.

    1) Is it safe to just wait and see if i get a 485 approval without alerting USCIS about my job change?
    I am thinking since the job change is very recent they might not know about this job change.

    2) If they denied my 485 application for any reason ,can i continue to work while i apply for "reconsidering my 485 application" and file AC-21 with the new company?

    Please advice what you think about this. Basically i am trying to "not rock the boat" and raise suspicion and more RFEs by notifying them about this very recent change.

    Thank you very much for your advice and help in this matter.

    As long as you have a job/future valid job in hand, you don't have to worry. If you have changed your residence, just change your address and face reality. Most petitions are preadjudicated - which means that the adjudicator - when processing your application was convinced that you have a valid job. Now, unless something drastically changes (which is rare) you don't need to do anything.

    Don't get stressed over RFE. RFE is nothing to worry about. I think you should be more worried about your employer who is not paying you properly. You need to report such employers.

    Even if you get a RFE, it has nothing to do with pay checks. Pay checks is a arrangement between you and your employer and USCIS has nothing to do with your pay checks.

    People have moved coast to coast and changed addresses and not received any RFEs, so just chill and be happy that your PD is current.




    bitzbytz
    05-13 03:05 AM
    finally...now what?



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